I would never, ever say anything negative about chocolate. It is amazing. Chocolate cures a lot of things, except perhaps childhood obesity. Small amounts of dark chocolate enhance performance on tests. If chocolate were a man, I would rape it.
So of course this blog does not endorse NOT eating chocolate.
But never, while the chocolate is in your mouth, absently also stick a bite of creamed corn in there with it. It was one of the only times my gag reflex has been so violently induced that did not involve alcohol.
A moment of silence for the wasted chocolate.