Monday, February 15, 2010

It's like my mouth is pooping sadness

I would never, ever say anything negative about chocolate. It is amazing. Chocolate cures a lot of things, except perhaps childhood obesity. Small amounts of dark chocolate enhance performance on tests. If chocolate were a man, I would rape it.

So of course this blog does not endorse NOT eating chocolate.

But never, while the chocolate is in your mouth, absently also stick a bite of creamed corn in there with it. It was one of the only times my gag reflex has been so violently induced that did not involve alcohol.

A moment of silence for the wasted chocolate.

1 comment:

  1. That is one of the oddest posts I have ever read. Awesome. Just had to say so. :)